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Chop ‘is knob orff…
No Angela Merkel, it is not the right of any human being to chop off a piece of another human being, just because they happen to be its parents. Circumcision is child abuse of the very worst kind, and should be punished accordingly. This has nothing whatsoever to do...
Barber Shop Harmony
A couple of days ago I had a haircut. As I grew through most of my hair during my thirties, you may wonder why that sentence is so significant to me. (Apart from the fact that if you have it cut to 2mm, when it grows another millimetre, that's a 50% increase - so how...
How to Employ Women
Good management skills are timeless This was written by one L.H. Sanders and appeared under the title "Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees" in the July 1943 edition of Mass Transportation magazine. There's no longer any question whether...
Gnarled Barclays
Re-blogginated from the excellent Michael Spicer... Now removed from YooToob by the author - if anyone knows where it resides, please let me know.
Fifty Shades of Grey. Again.
Having lived most of my life in London, I'd come to the realisation early on that the one aspect I hated most was the weather. This would be of no surprise to most of its citizens, or any of its visitors (apart from those lucky enough to be there during the three or...
Fifty Shades of Gay
Some of you may find this a bit hard to take, so if you'd rather not be offended by poofs, lezzies, pillow-munchers and batters for the other team, please do not click the 'continue reading' thingummy. Also, my admission to being anti-gay may come as a surprise to...
The Bendy Bus Test
Intellygent Design I’ve always been fascinated by how things fit together, how they function: both within themselves, and within the context for which they were designed (and, if not made by humans, how they evolved – just in case there are some deluded lunatics...
As discussed in the pub(lishing) house
A Very Important Statement It occurs to me that, if I remember rightly, I have been accused of being an opinionated bastard once or twice in the dim and distant past. Also, if memory serves, arrogant, forthright, a smart-arse, haughty, contemptuous and just a tad...
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